If you can read this... you're too close to the computer.It's bad posture.
|Emporer Tren Krom|
|User Status||Playin Runescape|
|BZPower Username||Emporer Tran Krom|
|BZPower Status||Hangin' in there|
|Location||Stealing Creation, The most Awesomest minigame in runescape!!!|
Attention all runescape players, My name is Nengex and I can own your face with my all powerful staff of problem-solving (its quite simple: I just annhilate all problems) Emporer Tren Krom (Speak, Freak!!/lookie what i can do, mommy) My Beautiful sig is provided by LNU ( though im really thinking about changin it)
I recently went to the beach with LNU and his family. We have a new talent: Sand sculpting!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icaaoekp5jg
The BZP Cards are almost here!
Watch in order!
"Karda Nui – how to describe its glory, its wonder, its sheer beauty? How to capture the feeling one gets at the first sight of it? It isn't easy, but let me try.
It's a big cave. With a swamp in it."
— Mutran, The Mutran Chronicles
"Horror is looking into the eyes of the Shadowed One, knowing you are about to die ... and then being forced to live. Horror is waking each day to see every part of your body moving on its own, a shifting mass of Protodites where once was solid metal and living tissue. Horror is what is in the eyes of your partners when they look at you ... and in the cries of your enemies when your swarm engulfs them. Don't talk to me about fear, creature - I am fear!"
— Zaktan standing up to Irnakk
" You haven't answered any of my 110 questions, or my follow-ups."
— Vezon, Destiny War
"In the interests of writing a complete record, I should include every detail of my time there(on the Tren Krom Peninsula). In the interests of the sanity of everyone reading this, I will not."
— Mutran, The Mutran Chronicles
"What I could really use is a Mask of Light right about now. Right, like that's ever going to happen."
— Lewa's thoughts while diving, Swamp of Secrets
"To be a Toa is to defeat all those who oppose you? Is this what you believe a Toa to be? A mighty arm to strike down your enemies? Your power is nothing. A Toa's true strength lies here," Whenua said, pointing to his head. Then he placed a hand over his heartlight, saying, "And here. Your Toa Power can move the dirt ... Your mind and heart can move mountains."
— Whenua to Onua, Tales of the Masks
"Chuck Norris Has the greatest poker face of all time. he once won the 1983 world series of poker with a 3 of clubs, a Jack of Spades, A 2 of diamonds, a 3 green Uno card, and a monopoly get out of jail free card"
— A joke I found on the internet and told to LNU while we were playin Texas Hold 'em AT CHURCH!! theres really nothing wrong with it, but most die-hard baptists think there is.
"How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-I dont know
-They dont change lighbulbs, because turning it requires a revolution"
— -runescape wiki user Jack Spiral telling a joke to our clan after Hapi007 said Okay, time for Communist jokes
" A Guy Walks into a bar, He says ouch... Kim-Jong-Il walks into a bar, He shoots someone to say ouch for him."
— A joke I came up with and LNU made even better.
""PEPPERONI!!!" "IN BASE FOUR!!!""
— LNU and ETK
Sets I own
All the Visorak (Even though I hate Spiders, and they're really my little brother's but we share)
Its my Monkey and i need it now!!! Award
|This award has been given to ETK for his extreme dislike of irrelevant things and because he hates said commercial|
|THE FELLOWSHIP OF LNU AWARD|
|This has been given to Emporer Tren Krom for earning the right to be in my fellowship. A happy sing-song day for you, Emporer Tren Krom! from Lewa Nuva Unleashed|
|The Not Dead Yet Award|
|This award has been granted to ETK for not being dead yet.but he soon will be cuz he gots this from nup's sb.|
|The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Award|
|This award has been granted to ETK for having the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and not being afraid to use it or just liking Monty Python!He will use it on anyone who accuses him of stealing this award.|
|Brotherhood of Makuta Minions |
|Present: Colony Drones | Exo-Toa | Kraata (Shadow Leeches)
Rahkshi | Shadow Matoran | Vanisher | Venom Flyers | Visorak | ETK |