User:Matas5

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Matas5
User
User Status Variable
BZPower Username Matas Shadeslayer
BZPower Status Lightning Voyager, 332 posts.
Location Somewhere in > that direction
Gender Male
Favorite Set Do ones I designed count? Because I designed a good Matoran, and an Exo-Matoran for the Matoran design.


Matas5: Hello all! (whispers)Can I eat now? Helryx: No! You still have to fight in the Destiny War! Matas5: Whyyyyyyy? Helryx: Because the Brotherhood of Makuta needs to be crushed! Matas5: But- Helryx: No buts! Now go out there and FIGHT! Fight for freedom! Fight to give the Destiny War serial a Chapter 9! NOW! Matas5 (mumbling under his breath): Slave driver. Helryx: I heard that! Off with your head! Matas5: Not my head! Anything but my head! Please, have mercy! Helryx: What's this 'mercy' of which you speak? Matas5: I'm doomed. Helryx: That you are! Matas5: Oh, by the way, the Destiny War serial is over. Helryx: Yeah, and? I'm still gonna chop off your head. Matas5: Oh noez.

And that's how I lost my head. Insanity is fun!

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Teridax: Finally, I am in control of the Matoran Universe! Matas5: TERIDAX! HOW DARE YOU SMITE MATA NUI! HOW DARE YOU BANISH HIM INTO THE IGNIKA AND EXILE HIM INTO SPACE! IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN SOOOOOO MUCH PAIN, YOU'LL PASS OUT! Teridax (whimpering): B-B-B-but I had to! Y-Y-You see, t-t-the Matoran w-w-w-worshiped him and t-t-t-treated us like scum, w-w-w-when w-w-w-we created their p-p-p-pet Ussal Crabs! T-t-t-t-t-they never g-g-g-g-gave us cr-cr-cr-cr-credit for our h-h-h-h-h-hard w-w-w-w-w-we worked! I'm s-s-sorry! Matas5: Good. you should be. Now, get out of the Matoran Universe control room! Teridax: I can't! There's nobody to take over the Matoran Universe! Matas5: Fine. I'll find the Ignika, then you can get out.

I does use BZPower. I go by Matas Shadeslayer there. Thank you for reading my comedy randomnesses! R.I.P Matoro, Botar, and Lhikan. R.I.Ps (Rest in peices) All the Makuta. I hate Teridax for what he did to Mata Nui.


Off topi, I also play RuneScape. I'm level 66, and today, March 1 , 2009, achieved 59 MAGIC! *nuclear explosion here* Yes, I am exited.

Ohes noes! Final exams! I need a teddy, I'm scared! *rocks back and forth, muttering 'It's gonna be okay' over and over again*