User:Jovarr

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Jovarr
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BZP Name Jovarr
BZP Status Toa
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Age 17
Gender M
Height 5'9.5"
Nationality American
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Jovarr is a Toa. While not doing schoolwork, he spends his time writing, reading, completing jigsaw puzzles, swimming, and running, all the while repeating memorized lines from all the films and SNL episodes he has seen. He greatly aspires to be an actor, though would settle for being a biomedical engineer if that doesn't work out.

Likes

Saturday Night Live

NCIS

Supernatural

NCIS: Los Angeles

AC/DC

Bon Jovi

Def Leppard

The Who

Maroon 5

Theory of a Deadman

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Waterhsip Down by Richard Adams

Fire Bringer by David Clement-Davies

Dislikes

Any sort of vampiric hype

Any sort of reality show hype

Any sort of Bieber hype

Really bad film adaptations of really great books

Memorable Lines

"Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak. Like me. They need you right now, but when they don't,...they'll cast you out. Like a leper. You see, their morals, their 'code'...it's just a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these-- these civilized people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
— the Joker (Heath Ledger), The Dark Knight

"My girlfriend looks a little bit like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter. She's writing a book on contemporary feminist theory and she let me read the manuscript. I gotta tell ya, it's pretty good for a girl."
— Zach Galifianakis, Saturday Night Live

"You know, I have so many people to thank for being here, but I really have to thank Facebook. When I first heard about the campaign to get me to host Saturday Night Live, I didn't know what Facebook was! And now that I do know what it is, I have to say it sounds like a *huge* waste of time. I would never say the people on it are losers, but that's only because I'm polite. People say, 'But, Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.' Well at my age, if I wanna connect with old friends, I need a Ouija board."
— Betty White, Saturday Night Live

"Facebook just sounds like a drag. In my day, seeing pictures of people's vacations was considered a punishment. And when we were kids, we didn't say we were single. We were just kids! It was weird if you weren't single!"
— Betty White, Saturday Night Live